MAC’S KORNER: January 20, 2021
Spend your life doing strange things with weird people. I do!
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Another fine day ruined by responsibility.
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What’s your favorite childhood memory? Mine is not paying bills!
Relax, don’t take life so seriously
Don’t take life so seriously. It’s not like you’re going to get out alive.
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Choose kindness and laugh often.
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Sometimes, the best way to stay out of trouble is to take a nap.
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My Jeannie says marriage should be like a workshop. Where the husband works and the wife shops.
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One way to find out if you are old is to fall down in front of a lot of people. If they laugh, you’re still young. If they panic and start running to help you, you’re old.
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To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
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Life isn’t about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.
Oh, no! Mac is a cereal killer!
I just stepped on a cornflake. Now I am officially a cereal killer.
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I stopped fighting with my inner demons. We’re on the same side now.
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I accidentally punched myself in the face trying to pull my blanket up. If that doesn’t accurately describe my life, I don’t know what does!
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Sometimes, I can’t tell if I’m in preschool or high school. Oh, wait, I’m retired!
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Governmental laws are needed to give us civil rights. But God is needed to make us civil.
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Trust only someone who can see these three things in you: the sorrow behind your smile, the love behind your anger, and the reason behind your silence.
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“I’m sorry” and “I apologize” mean the same thing. That is unless you’re at a funeral.
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I finally figured out the reason why I look so bad in pictures. It’s my face.
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Thank you, readers. God bless till next week!
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Lyle "Mac" McElroy has gained much attention over the years by having his family newsletters published in the Nokomis Free Press-Progress and with the viral attention it gained through it's brief tenure on the PanaNewsOnline.com website, McElroy continues his tenure on the Internet to Heartland Newsfeed.
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