Mac’s Korner: Week of April 18, 2018
I believe in pink. I believe that laughing is the best calorie burner. I believe in kissing, kissing a lot. I believe in being strong when everything seems to go wrong. I believe that happy girls are the prettiest girls. I believe that tomorrow is another day and I believe in miracles.
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You don’t have to be skinny to be sexy or beautiful. Beauty is the size of your heart, not the size of your jeans.
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Men who kiss their wives in the morning live longer than those who don’t.
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My Wi-Fi went down for five minutes, so I had to talk to my family. They seem like nice people.
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“If you fall, I’ll be there.” – The floor
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How do you like my eggs? Warm in a chocolate cake.
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When I get bored, I do crazy things like go to Walmart and Super Glue some coins to the floor and count how many people try to pick them up. Also, sit along the road with a hair dryer out the window and watch everyone slow down. It’s fun!
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My grandma got my grandpa a new pair of pants and when I asked him how they fit, he said, “Like a cheap castle.” Seeing that I was confused, he explained, “No ballroom.”
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God bless until next week.
Lyle "Mac" McElroy has gained much attention over the years by having his family newsletters published in the Nokomis Free Press-Progress and with the viral attention it gained through it's brief tenure on the PanaNewsOnline.com website, McElroy continues his tenure on the Internet to Heartland Newsfeed.