Mac’s Korner: Week of January 3, 2018

Mac’s Korner: Week of January 3, 2018

If my body is ever found dead on a jogging trail, just know I was murdered elsewhere and dumped there.

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People say I’m dumb, but I earned a Ph.D. in Poopology, so there!

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I don’t mean to brag, but I put a puzzle together in one day and the box said 2-4 years.

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Life status: currently holding it all together with one bobby pin.

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Yabba dabba dude…is that you, Fred?

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Sometimes even the devil on my shoulder asks, “What the heck are you doing???”

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Jeannie says I seriously need a speed bump between my brain and my mouth.

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If the plan doesn’t work, change the plan, but never the goal.

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People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing, that’s why we recommend it daily.

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The only lasting beauty is the beauty of the heart.

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God bless till next week.

Lyle "Mac" McElroy

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Lyle "Mac" McElroy has gained much attention over the years by having his family newsletters published in the Nokomis Free Press-Progress and with the viral attention it gained through it's brief tenure on the PanaNewsOnline.com website, McElroy continues his tenure on the Internet to Heartland Newsfeed.

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