Mac’s Korner: Week of December 27, 2017
Take from a man his wealth, and you hinder him. Take from him his purpose, and you slow him down. But take from man his hope, and you stop him. He can go on without wealth, and even without purpose, for a while. But he will not go on without HOPE.
A man called his mother in Florida, “Mom, how are you?”
“Not too good,” said the mother. “I’ve been very weak.”
The son said, “Why are you weak?”
She said, “Because I haven’t eaten in 38 days.”
The son said, “That’s terrible. Why haven’t you eaten in 38 days?”
The mother answered, “Because I didn’t want my mouth to be filled with food if you should call.” (Now how was that for a guilt trip?)
Never sing in the shower. Singing leads to dancing. Dancing leads to slipping and slipping leads to paramedics seeing you naked, so remember – don’t sing in the shower!
Whenever you feel stupid, remember there are people outside looking for Pokemon.
When I was younger, $20 felt like $100. Now, $20 feels like $1.
If a clown passes gas, does it smell funny?
Someday, I’m going to make the onion cry.
Make it happen: shock everyone!
Look in the mirror…that’s your competition.
God bless till next week. Remember, you were born for a reason.
Lyle "Mac" McElroy has gained much attention over the years by having his family newsletters published in the Nokomis Free Press-Progress and with the viral attention it gained through it's brief tenure on the PanaNewsOnline.com website, McElroy continues his tenure on the Internet to Heartland Newsfeed.
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