Mac’s Korner: Week of February 21, 2018

Three out of four voices in my head want to sleep. The other wants to know if penguins have knees!

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A good laugh and a long nap are two best cures to anything.

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My Jeannie’s cooking is so fabulous, even the smoke alarm cheers her on.

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Need a friend, text me. Need a laugh, call me. Need money? This number is no longer in service.

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My goal this weekend is to move just enough so that no one thinks I’m dead.

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Behind every crazy woman is a man who made her that way.

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I don’t know what what I’d be without coffee. I’m guessing 25 to life!

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I came, I saw, I made it awkward.

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I was born in 1962. True. And the room next to me was 1963.

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I hate it when I wake up in the morning and Donald Trump is still president. It could be worse (Dan Quayle).

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Women are like bacon: they look good, they smell good, they taste good and they slowly kiss you.

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God bless till next week.

Lyle "Mac" McElroy

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Lyle "Mac" McElroy has gained much attention over the years by having his family newsletters published in the Nokomis Free Press-Progress and with the viral attention it gained through it's brief tenure on the PanaNewsOnline.com website, McElroy continues his tenure on the Internet to Heartland Newsfeed.

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