QUINN MINUTE: My return to fashion

All my life, I’ve found it hard to resist a good bargain. So, the pandemic a few years ago briefly curtailed my excellent purchasing decisions.

I was always out in the stores, shopping for the latest in exercise equipment, self-help videos, or ideas to impress my supervisors.

I liked the clothes. At work, I usually wore nice khakis and a golf shirt that made me look semi-cool.

I shopped both in-store and online. Truth is, I wanted to look better than I am. I believe in that old saying, “If you don’t have a good act, you better wear a good costume.”

But my shopping stopped when in-office activities got canceled temporarily. Instead, my company scheduled a series of daily video conferences.

So, I had to adjust to just looking great above the waist. I positioned my home office in a small storage space. I put a bookcase behind my chair, so viewers would think I had read them.

But each day at home my physical appearance descended closer to Hades. First, I quit shaving my scraggly beard. I looked like a guy who fell face-first onto grass clippings.

I started wearing sweatshirts with the sleeves cut off. I bought two pairs of gray sweatpants, which I alternated every other week.

One day a cousin came for a social visit and suddenly appeared at my storage room desk. He said he found me by the smell.

But eventually, we returned to the office. I’m showering every other day now, and my wife says I look almost normal again.

Truthfully, my socks don’t match every day. But that’s a style choice.

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Rix Quinn is a former magazine publisher who works as an independent biographer and broadcaster.

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